July 2009
This makes me laugh a lot. It also makes me think of the 90’s.
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June 2009
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I hate awkward situations
With the biggest passion. Jason is coming over, and my mom is going to have a talk with him about his “intentions”. This wouldn’t be that bad if I wasn’t the translator. And if it had happened, oh a year and 8 months ago. Sometimes, I really hate that my mom cares. Sometimes.
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Read My Mind - The Killers “Now I’m gonna go google it. Now I want to embed it somewhere.” “Out of spite?” “Yes.”
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I love this kid.
Me: Stefan, sometimes I feel really left out that everyone else is like "PARTY DRINKING DRUGS"
Me: not that I want to do that stuff
Me: but I still feel like the odd one out
Stefan: me too Randy.
Me: We're too much for this place Steven.
Stefan: idk i feel like everyone thinks im weird because i openly say that something is boring and lame
Me: omg exactly.
Stefan: like when we went to see transformers.
Stefan: everyone loved it.
Stefan: i thought it sucked
Stefan: when i said it, i was like... verbally stoned
Me: But see, I would probably take your opinion on that one rather than everyone else's.
Stefan: yea, because we are similar
Me: Everyone else is just... so typical.
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Please tell me why
I’m having so much fun watching infomercials with Stefan. Now, I need a Magic Bullet.
I’m really sad he graduated :(
Birthday wish list! →
It’s the only thing that really has me excited for my birthday. :)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(510): The grass is only greener because it’s been fertilized with shit.
That really made me laugh.
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This was a favorite of mine from back in the day. You know, before my taste in music had really developed. Haha.
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RIP Billy "Infomercial King" Mays →
Who’s going to sell me things now?! :(
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We stopped by Kenton’s so we could tell him we were gonna have a baby but...
– Confessions of An American Girl Great movie, might watch it before real bed time.
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Lights out. Incenses on. All the chitlins in bed. Yellow Submarine playing. This is nice :)
(I kind of feel old…)
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Kayla: People say "I got ham but I'm not a hamster" all the time.
Me: Why?
Kayla: I dunno... apparently they think it's funny.
Me: But... it's not... WHY?
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Tribute time!
Michael Jackson - Thriller
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Teen pockets $25,000 in texting contest →
See, if I were her parents, I’d take that money and use it to pay for the phone bill.
I would really like to live somewhere else for a...
oneafter909:
California, England, Amsterdam? I dont know.. I live fifteen minutes away from NYC and I can see it from my house - Anyone want to trade?
I’d be happy to trade with you, but I don’t think it would be a very fair trade.
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I apologize in advance.
Warhawk: does anyone know what the proper plural of penis even is?
Octane: peni
Octane: >.>
Warhawk: i mean i think fungus and penis would follow the same rule
Warhawk: yeah exactly!
Me: YOU WOULD THINK SO
Me: but, I think its penis'
Me: LETS ASK CHACHA
Warhawk: that just sounds dumb though
Warhawk: penises?
Dutchess: it's Penis'
Dutchess: an es is redundant because of the s on the end
Dutchess: go back to school
Dutchess: read a book....
Me: The books I read just don't say penis' very often
Dutchess: I'll loan you my dictionary/thesaurus :P
Octane: ITS PENI
Octane: PENI
Warhawk: yeah im going with Peni as well
Me: CHACHA SAYS
Me: PENI IS AN ACCEPTABLE PLURAL OF PENIS
Me: cha cha said it, so it's true
Octane: some guy
Octane: wrote a whole page on it
Octane: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2139/what-is-the-plural-of-penis
Me: who has the time to read that
Me: it's peni, end of story
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The Cleaner - Meet the Joneses
It’s my favorite episode, about housewives with an inter drug circle. Fantastic episode. I will warn you though, it’s 44 minutes long. Totally worth it though.
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I’m watching one of those court tv shows. This woman had an “erotic cleaning service” company, and is suing a guy for recording one of her workers. What is wrong with this world? I love Mexican television. Haha.
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Kayla: What is this terrible music?!
Me: Uh, I don't know.
Kayla: Oh, I think it's my iTunes...
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So the weirdest thing just happened
I was upstairs giving my sister a bath, and my mom was next to me giving my other sister a bath. And the doorbell rings. So I go downstairs to see who it is. There was no one there.
A few inches away from our door is a dead bird.
My dad says it probably flew into the doorbell and died. But it must have hit at a really weird angle if that’s what happened because our doorbell isn’t...
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I think I'm going to make
learning guitar a priority again. There’s no use in having two lying around collecting dust. Now all I need to find is a good teacher.
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I'm having the strangest conversation
Jackie or Donna (That 70’s show)?
I said Donna. Apparently, that’s wrong?
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I would like to
dedicate this summer to going out and meeting new people that aren’t
alcoholics
druggies
sluts/whores
This would be a lot easier if I had a car or any other form of transportation. And if I didn’t live in Lincoln County.
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It makes me feel better that my dad thinks money will make me feel better.
He’s so bad with emotions.
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My head is killing me. My eyes are really heavy. There is a little clump of mascara on my left eye lashes. It was just a movie, Tropic Thunder, nonetheless, but I got out of the house, and I had fun.
Yay for guys’ night, even if it wasn’t as eventful as the last. :)
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Can someone please explain to me why
all these fashionistas are crack addicts?
I mean, I understand it’s what keeps their weight down but really, when the side effects are this:
I think an hour on a treadmill is just a better solution.