This makes me laugh a lot. It also makes me think of the 90’s.
You Don’t Know What Love Is (You Just Do as...
I hate awkward situations
With the biggest passion. Jason is coming over, and my mom is going to have a talk with him about his “intentions”. This wouldn’t be that bad if I wasn’t the translator. And if it had happened, oh a year and 8 months ago. Sometimes, I really hate that my mom cares. Sometimes.
oneafter909: Led Zeppelin / Travelling Riverside...
Read My Mind - The Killers “Now I’m gonna go google it. Now I want to embed it somewhere.” “Out of spite?” “Yes.”
I love this kid.
Me: Stefan, sometimes I feel really left out that everyone else is like "PARTY DRINKING DRUGS"
Me: not that I want to do that stuff
Me: but I still feel like the odd one out
Stefan: me too Randy.
Me: We're too much for this place Steven.
Stefan: idk i feel like everyone thinks im weird because i openly say that something is boring and lame
Me: omg exactly.
Stefan: like when we went to see transformers.
Stefan: everyone loved it.
Stefan: i thought it sucked
Stefan: when i said it, i was like... verbally stoned
Me: But see, I would probably take your opinion on that one rather than everyone else's.
Stefan: yea, because we are similar
Me: Everyone else is just... so typical.
Please tell me why
I’m having so much fun watching infomercials with Stefan. Now, I need a Magic Bullet. I’m really sad he graduated :(
Birthday wish list! →
It’s the only thing that really has me excited for my birthday. :)
txtsfrmlstnght: (510): The grass is only greener because it’s been fertilized with shit. That really made me laugh.
Twist and Shout - The Beatles
This was a favorite of mine from back in the day. You know, before my taste in music had really developed. Haha.
The Boys of Summer - Don Henley I really like The...
RIP Billy "Infomercial King" Mays →
Who’s going to sell me things now?! :(
Little Cream Soda - The White Stripes
We stopped by Kenton’s so we could tell him we were gonna have a baby but...– Confessions of An American Girl Great movie, might watch it before real bed time.
Lights out. Incenses on. All the chitlins in bed. Yellow Submarine playing. This is nice :) (I kind of feel old…)
Kayla: People say "I got ham but I'm not a hamster" all the time.
Kayla: I dunno... apparently they think it's funny.
Me: But... it's not... WHY?
One more! One more! Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant...
Tribute time! Michael Jackson - Thriller
Teen pockets $25,000 in texting contest →
See, if I were her parents, I’d take that money and use it to pay for the phone bill.
I would really like to live somewhere else for a...
oneafter909: California, England, Amsterdam? I dont know.. I live fifteen minutes away from NYC and I can see it from my house - Anyone want to trade? I’d be happy to trade with you, but I don’t think it would be a very fair trade.
I apologize in advance.
Warhawk: does anyone know what the proper plural of penis even is?
Warhawk: i mean i think fungus and penis would follow the same rule
Warhawk: yeah exactly!
Me: YOU WOULD THINK SO
Me: but, I think its penis'
Me: LETS ASK CHACHA
Warhawk: that just sounds dumb though
Dutchess: it's Penis'
Dutchess: an es is redundant because of the s on the end
Dutchess: go back to school
Dutchess: read a book....
Me: The books I read just don't say penis' very often
Dutchess: I'll loan you my dictionary/thesaurus :P
Octane: ITS PENI
Warhawk: yeah im going with Peni as well
Me: CHACHA SAYS
Me: PENI IS AN ACCEPTABLE PLURAL OF PENIS
Me: cha cha said it, so it's true
Octane: some guy
Octane: wrote a whole page on it
Me: who has the time to read that
Me: it's peni, end of story
The Logical Song - Supertramp
The Cleaner - Meet the Joneses It’s my favorite episode, about housewives with an inter drug circle. Fantastic episode. I will warn you though, it’s 44 minutes long. Totally worth it though.
Kashmir - Led Zeppelin
I’m watching one of those court tv shows. This woman had an “erotic cleaning service” company, and is suing a guy for recording one of her workers. What is wrong with this world? I love Mexican television. Haha.
goodtimesgreatoldies: Have You Ever Seen the...
Kayla: What is this terrible music?!
Me: Uh, I don't know.
Kayla: Oh, I think it's my iTunes...
So the weirdest thing just happened
I was upstairs giving my sister a bath, and my mom was next to me giving my other sister a bath. And the doorbell rings. So I go downstairs to see who it is. There was no one there. A few inches away from our door is a dead bird. My dad says it probably flew into the doorbell and died. But it must have hit at a really weird angle if that’s what happened because our doorbell isn’t...
I think I'm going to make
learning guitar a priority again. There’s no use in having two lying around collecting dust. Now all I need to find is a good teacher.
I'm having the strangest conversation
Jackie or Donna (That 70’s show)? I said Donna. Apparently, that’s wrong?
I would like to
dedicate this summer to going out and meeting new people that aren’t alcoholics druggies sluts/whores This would be a lot easier if I had a car or any other form of transportation. And if I didn’t live in Lincoln County.
It makes me feel better that my dad thinks money will make me feel better. He’s so bad with emotions.
Storm In a Teacup - Red Hot Chili Peppers I...
My head is killing me. My eyes are really heavy. There is a little clump of mascara on my left eye lashes. It was just a movie, Tropic Thunder, nonetheless, but I got out of the house, and I had fun. Yay for guys’ night, even if it wasn’t as eventful as the last. :)
Can someone please explain to me why
all these fashionistas are crack addicts? I mean, I understand it’s what keeps their weight down but really, when the side effects are this: I think an hour on a treadmill is just a better solution.