February 2010
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Dear Kayla,
Thanks for being such a great friend....
January 2010
Por eso aun estoy en el lugar de siempre en la...
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omgitswillwonder:
ohmyveronica:
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She Loves You - The Beatles
Yes, she loves you...
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Yes, I'm calling my father an animal.
Mom: Look at the picture your dad sent me to prove he was stranded in Hickory.
Me: Is that an animal hospital?
Mom: Yes.
Me: Why is he there?
Mom: I don't know, I guess he wasn't feeling good.
Me: Hahahahhahaha
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87 Days
kaylawebb:
I have eighty seven more days until I’m done here. I’ve had so many mixed emotions about that, but now I just need to get out. I’m accepted into ASU. I’m going there next year. This time next year I might be up to my chin in snow and I don’t care, I love it. A lot of people act all sad that they only have 87 days left in high school and are kind of appalled that I’m ready to graduate....
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“So let’s get to the point. Let’s roll another joint. Let’s...”
– (It feels pretty amazing, actually.)
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The Storied History Of Barbie And All Her Family And Friends
by: Terry Edwards
Barbie sure has had more than her share of friends over the years. Here is a list of all her many friends and acquaintances since she came out in 1959. See if you can remember some of these from years gone by. Beside the names are the years in which each doll was made and available. Barbie - She started in 1959 and...
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Kayla: You just read a Barbie doll's statement about its divorce.
Me: Yeah... I know.
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Me: I mean, I know, she get's around.
Kayla: I love how you use these '60s terms."Get's around." I mean, I can dig it.
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Tik Tok - Ke$ha
“I hate her voice, but I...
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“You lose most of your senior year friends anyways.”
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“She don’t like - she don’t like - she don’t like…....”
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Rumor: Fleetwood Mac & The Eagles are to tour together this year.
Fact: If this happens, I’m going.
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“Girls get screwed.
Not that kind of screwed.
What I mean is,
they’re...”
– Crank by Ellen Hopkins
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It’s Only Rock & Roll - Rolling Stones
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Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a nice day to be moving"
New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly"
Neighbor 1: "So what is it you do for a living?"
New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning"
Neighbor 1: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"
New Neighbor: "Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."
Neighbor 1: "That is right"
New Neighbor: "The fact that you have a dog, Leads me to deduce that you have a family."
Neighbor 1: "Right again"
New Neighbor: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife"
Neighbor 1: "Correct"
New Neighbor: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual"
Neighbor 1: "Yup"
New Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning"
Neighbor 1: "Cool"
Later that same day...
Neighbor 1: "Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door"
Neighbor 2: "Is he a nice guy?"
Neighbor 1: "Yes, and he has an interesting job"
Neighbor 2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?"
Neighbor 1: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University"
Neighbor 2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that"
Neighbor 1: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"
Neighbor 2: "No"
Neighbor 1: "Fag."
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“Let it be.”
omgitswillwonder:
I still think its weird, me and my siblings are each ten years apart. I’m 19, my brother is 9, and my Stepmom is due again in April. :/
Don’t feel weird, my sisters and I are 15 and 17 years apart.
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Born On The Bayou - Creedence Clearwater Revival
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You Don’t Know How It Feels - Tom Petty
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“It’s the feeling I get, my palms with sweat. Like some kind of daydream...”
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“Darling, don’t you see? I’m not satisfied.”
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oneafter909:
AC/DC - Rock and Roll Ain’t Noise...
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“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig...”
– I feel like I should re-read Animal Farm. That just seems like a good idea.
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Beautiful Day - U2
“You love this town Even...
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“Of course we’re both down-grading. Yours’ just happens to be a lot...”
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It’s been a while since I said my infamous catchphrase. What a perfect time it is to use it!
I quit.
“I look at you and smile because I’m fine.”
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I just made this solo my ringtone.
:D
Young Lust...
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kaylawebb asked: Do I really have to ask you a question or can I just make a statement? (:
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I don't know why it's never registered that we...
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“That wasn’t even a gay hat. It was a knock off gay hat. It was a lesbian...”
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God, that was strange to see you again, introduced by a friend of a friend. Smiled and said, “Yes, I think we’ve met before”. In that instant it started to pour. Captured a taxi despite all the rain, we drove in silence across Pont Champlain. And all of that time you thought I was sad I was trying to remember your name. … Nothing but time and a face that you’ll...
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Chapter 24 - Pink Floyd
I really love this album....
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That was the most modest "not date" I've ever been...
That’s a good thing, fyi.
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Today is a day of reinvention.
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So today, last day of this semester’s classes, we were talking about Eric Clapton in Current Events.
3 people didn’t know who he was. A good 15 didn’t care.
As I looked, I saw the shocked, flabbergasted faces of the remaining 5 in the class. All at once we started yelling things like “But he’s God!” “He reinvented the guitar!” “He’s the...
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Over The Hills and Far Away - Led Zeppelin
One of...
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