September 2010
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Ah you wanna help? Go make me a sandwich.
– Red Forman
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There is Boardwalk Empire Tumblr. Yes, please. →
See? It’s a good thing I stayed up this late/early to clean out my closet.
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I'm trying to get out of the habit of saying...
I know it’s not a real word. This nasty habit has to stop.
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Me: Kayla, I think we've gotten meaner.
Kayla: It's so funny!
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Kayla: I'm not meaner, I'm more legit.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
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Arnold Rothstein: There was a man once -- I don't recall his name -- frequented the billiards parlors downtown. He made a comfortable living waging whether he could swallow certain objects, billiards' balls being a specialty. He'd pick a ball, take it down his gullet to here then regurgitate it back up. And one evening I decided to challenge this man to a wager. 10,000 in cash for him to do the trick with a billiard ball of my choosing. Now, he knew I'd seen him do this a dozen times so I could only surmise he thought I was stupid. We laid down the cash, I handed him the cue ball. He swallows it down, It lodged in his throat and he choked to death on the spot. What I knew and he didn't was that the cue ball was 1/16th larger than the other balls. Just too large to swallow. Do you know what the moral of this tale is, Mr. Yale?
Frankie Yale: Don't eat a cue ball?
Arnold Rothstein: The moral of this story is that if I caused a stranger to choke to death for my own amusement, what do think I'll do to you if you don't tell me who ordered you to kill Colosimo?
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Quite frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
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Querida madre mia,
Deja de decirle a todos que he recibido una beca. Yo no lo sé. Y si yo no lo sé todavía, seguramente no tienes idea tu.
No quiero ser grosera, pero va a ser un infierno para corregir las cosas si no consigo la beca.
Sé que es emocionante, y tengo esperanza, pero yo no quiero ánimarme mucho. Hazme un favor y baja le un poco. Atentamente,
tu hija amorosa.
Anonymous asked: So, who's your favorite person ever?
Anonymous asked: Who's your favorite person in the worldddd?
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Henry: Do you really think there is only one perfect mate?
Leonardo Da Vinci: As a matter of fact, I do.
Henry: How can you be certain to find them? And if you find them, are they really the one for you... or do you only think they are? What if the person you're meant to be with never appears? Or she does, but you're too distracted to notice?
Leonardo Da Vinci: You learn to pay attention.
Henry: Then, let's say God puts two people on earth and they are lucky enough to find one another. But... one of them gets hit by lightning. Well, then what? Is that it? Or perchance you meet someone new and marry again. Is that the lady you should be with? Or was it the first? When the two of them are side by side, were they both the one for you and you just met the first one first? Or is the second one supposed to be first? And is everything just chance... Or are some things meant to be?
Leonardo Da Vinci: You cannot leave everything to fate, boy. She's got a lot to do. Sometimes you must give her a hand.
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I’ve made this post too many times.
However, I am once more on my laptop. My short battery life, overheating HP Compaq Presario V6000 with the broken media button. With all my music, videos, pictures and passwords. Mine. :)
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