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My guy may be out of town working, but the girls are doing a good job at keeping me entertained.
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My guy may be out of town working, but the girls are doing a good job at keeping me entertained.

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    • #gia
    • #sisters
  • 1 month ago
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My mom discussing dating with my five year old sister.

  • Mom: Do your friends have boyfriends too?
  • Gia: No...
  • Mom: See? Little girls don't have boyfriends. They focus on school. You can have one when you're older, and working.
  • Gia: But sister has a boyfriend.
  • Mom: Yeah, but she's old. *turns to me* How old are you again?
  • Me: I think I'm like 40.
  • Mom: *Turns to Gia* Okay, so it's settled, you can date when you're 40. Huh. That means I can start dating next year.
    • #my family is insane.
    • #Mom
    • #Gia
    • #HOW DOES SHE ALREADY HAVE A LOVE LIFE.
  • 8 months ago
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It took me 20 years to find a guy to fall head over heels for me. It took my sister 3 days of school to have guys lining up to kiss her on the shoulder. Literally, they were in line to get the opportunity to kiss her shoulder.

My 5 year old sister is a player. She has the boys falling at her feet. Not that this is any different than last year, in preschool, when she had like 3 boyfriends.

What is life.

    • #Gia
    • #I feel like a parent blogging about my children
    • #I need to stop doing that...
  • 8 months ago
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I’m almost positive my sister is going to be a songwriter.

She’s currently singing a song she made up. It goes like this.

I told you I loved you
I told you I loved you all day
I don’t want you anymore
I’m going to play my drums by myself
And I have a little sister
And I have a big sister too
I have two sisters
Yeah
I don’t want you anymore

I can’t make this kind of thing up.

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    • #I'm such a proud sister.
  • 10 months ago
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Babysitting my sisters is driving me insane.
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Babysitting my sisters is driving me insane.

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    • #Gia
    • #Abby
  • 11 months ago
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I accidently helped my sisters make an electric chair for Curious George. This is morbid, and I apologize.
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I accidently helped my sisters make an electric chair for Curious George. This is morbid, and I apologize.

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    • #Abby
    • #Curious George
    • #Childhood equals ruined.
  • 11 months ago
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I told my sister if she stole my heels one more time, I’d do something mean to her. So I made her running in my heels into a gif. She’ll hate me for it one day.
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I told my sister if she stole my heels one more time, I’d do something mean to her. So I made her running in my heels into a gif. She’ll hate me for it one day.

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    • #I'm such a good sister.
  • 1 year ago
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My sisters on a rainy day :)
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My sisters on a rainy day :)

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    • #Abby
  • 2 years ago
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My mom and Gia watching Toy Story. I love my girls :)
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My mom and Gia watching Toy Story. I love my girls :)

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    • #Gia
  • 2 years ago
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