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    • #Harry Potter
    • #Redheads
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    • #potter puppet pals
    • #pipa
    • #sopa
    • #Harry Potter
    • #gif
  • 4 months ago > timelordy-teganbreann
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  • Me: Steven you KNOW I'm not a fan of the whole LoR scene. I never did make it past the first few chapters of that book.
  • Stefan: Its not even about liking the books!!! I don't like HP but I can admit the movies are good. ITS ABOUT RESPECTING THE CINEMATOGRAPHY RANDALL.
  • Me: I can respect every aspect of that film BUT THE STORY LINE IS IMPORTANT, and that just doesn't catch my eye.
  • Stefan: I can't deal with this right now. Its taking a lot of self control for me not to email a Lord of the Rings fansite creator and have him show up at your door dressed as an orc waiting to slaughter you .
  • Me: I wish you would, because that would cause me to laugh my little LoR disliking heart out.
  • Stefan: Until he brings a ring-wrath. Then you'll be scurred.
  • Me: I would be if I knew what that was.
  • Stefan: Those guys with the black hoods and no face that will make your life hell.
  • Me: Dementors?
  • Stefan: ...you mean those things that ripped off of them? Yes.
  • Me: Whatever steven. HP > LoR... Just sayin'. KAY I HAVE TO GO TO BED DON'T KILL ME
  • Stefan: FINE. hope you can sleep knowing I just sent 6 of them to your house. They're traveling from Mordor via horseback though....so don't expect them anytime soon.
    • #Stefan
    • #Texts from last night literally.
    • #LoR
    • #Harry Potter
    • #This is what nerds text about.
  • 5 months ago
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I was never a fan of Potter Puppet Pals until recently. I seriously couldn’t stop laughing.

    • #Potter Puppet Pals
    • #Harry Potter
  • 6 months ago
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The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes Implied By Harry Potter

    • #lolwut?
    • #Cracked
    • #Harry Potter
  • 8 months ago
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  • Me: ... And the spell is "expelliarmus" and she wrote "spelliomous". And she calls herself a big fan...
  • Kayla: Well she's also the person that thought a "Lazy Susan" was a person.
    • #WHY WAS THIS IN MY DRAFTS AND NOT PUBLISHED?
    • #Kayla
    • #Harry Potter
  • 9 months ago
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    • #Adding to the tracked tag chaos that is
    • #Harry Potter
    • #Postsecret
    • #Twitter
  • 10 months ago
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I've always dreamed about having such a conversation...

  • Legendary: Congratulations, the Sorting Hat has made its decision - welcome to Slytherin!
  • Legendary: Slytherin house values ambition, cunning and resourcefulness. It also has a reputation for producing evil wizards, though it is untrue that every evil wizard that graduated from Hogwarts was in Slytherin. Appropriately, its animal is the serpent, and its colors are green and silver. Founded by Salazar Slytherin, professor Horace Slughorn was the Head of Slytherin during the 1997–1998 school year, replacing Severus Snape, who as well, replaced professor Slughorn when he retired for the first time. Share this quiz to learn which of your friends would join you in Slytherin or, worse yet, face-off as your bitter rivals Gryffindor.
  • Legendary: booya
  • YoungSnip: were is that at smo
  • v_ron: And you WOULD be in slytherin
  • Legendary: http://www.chacha.com/topic/harry-potter/quiz/234/which-hogwarts-house-are-you
  • Legendary: hell yeah
  • v_ron: Congratulations, the Sorting Hat has made its decision - welcome to Gryffindor!
  • v_ron: Gryffindor values bravery, daring, nerve, and chivalry. Appropriately, its animal is the lion and its colors are scarlet and gold. Founded by Godric Gryffindor, its most recent Head is Minerva McGonagall. Share this quiz to learn which of your friends would join you in Gryffindor or, worse yet, face-off as your bitter rivals in Slytherin.
  • Legendary: what up enemy
  • v_ron: Come at me
  • Legendary: Crucio!
  • v_ron: STUPEFY BITCH
  • Legendary: TOO LATE BITCH YOU BE IN AGONY
  • Legendary: IMMA MAKE YOU RETARDED LIKE NEVILLE'S PARENTS
  • YoungSnip: Congratulations, the Sorting Hat has made its decision - welcome to Slytherin!
  • YoungSnip: sob
  • YoungSnip: gangbang on vron
  • Legendary: hello fellow Slytherin
  • Legendary: done!
  • v_ron: Bitches I'll fight you
  • v_ron: I was totally expecting to get ravenclaw, I won't lie
  • v_ron: I don't think I'd make a very good gryffindor, I'm not ambitious
  • Legendary: gryffindor is bravery
  • v_ron: I know
  • Legendary: slytherin is ambitious!
  • v_ron: I didn't mean ambitious MY BAD HOMIE
  • v_ron: at least I'm not in hufflepuff
  • Legendary: IT IS YOUR BAD
  • Legendary: and yeah hufflepuff is for fags
  • v_ron: If I was in hufflepuff I might throw myself off the astronomy tower
  • Legendary: if i was at hogwarts and the sorting hat put me in hufflepuff i'd avada kadavra myself
  • v_ron: Can you even do that?
  • YoungSnip: lol id turn them into pimps
  • v_ron: Psh, hufflepuffs will never be pimps
  • Legendary: id make it possible
  • YoungSnip: they got all the fat cute people lol
  • v_ron: and Snip, hufflepuffs are too into their herbology class to pimp it up
  • YoungSnip: all they need is a bad influence
  • v_ron: Sitting next the the slytherin table hasn't done much for them
  • Legendary: whats that supposed to mean miss gryffidork?
  • Legendary: gryffindork*
  • YoungSnip: lol
  • v_ron: It means, if they have to sit next to you jerks at every meal, and their still lame, that "bad influence" bullshit isn't working too well MR SLYTHERINJERK
  • v_ron: see what I did there?
  • Legendary: yours didnt work
  • v_ron: I know, but I always wanted to use that pun. Slyther.In.Jerk.
  • Legendary: lol
    • #Harry Potter
    • #I know
    • #I'm a nerd.
    • #Get over it.
    • #irc
  • 10 months ago
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Just purchased. It’s my birthday present to myself, and should get here about that time. It will be worn to the Harry Potter premiere, tickets for which were also purchased today. All for my birthday. I think I deserve a little treat in light of recent events, no?
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Just purchased. It’s my birthday present to myself, and should get here about that time. It will be worn to the Harry Potter premiere, tickets for which were also purchased today. All for my birthday. I think I deserve a little treat in light of recent events, no?

    • #Harry Potter
    • #Keep Calm and
    • #Be a wizard
  • 10 months ago
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My sisters intensely watching Harry Potter. I taught them well.
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My sisters intensely watching Harry Potter. I taught them well.

    • #I'm so proud.
    • #Sisters
    • #Harry Potter
  • 1 year ago
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