Sometimes I hold my boyfriend’s things ransom while he’s at work.
- Me: I feel like baking something.
- Stephen: We're going to the store right now, I could buy you stuff to bake something easy.
- Me: Well...
- Stephen: I can get you an Easy Bake Oven and one of those... What are they called...
- Me: ...
- Stephen: One of those Lalaloopsies
- Me: Why do I need a doll to bake?
- Stephen: Moral support.
If you look real close you can see my boyfriend telling me he’s going to break my phone if I don’t quit taking pictures of him while he’s trying to sleep.
Watching Game of Thrones, going to town on our goodie bags my mother in law sent us :)
This is definitely better than Skype screenshots. ❤
Seriously though, what am I even doing with my life?
I’m going to live with these nukkas.
Moral: we’re all going to get fat.
In response to my tweet.
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