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Sometimes I hold my boyfriend’s things ransom while he’s at work.

    • #stephen
    • #its a good think he is willing to put up with my antics
    • #that's an actual knife.
    • #i need help.
  • 1 week ago
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  • Me: I feel like baking something.
  • Stephen: We're going to the store right now, I could buy you stuff to bake something easy.
  • Me: Well...
  • Stephen: I can get you an Easy Bake Oven and one of those... What are they called...
  • Me: ...
  • Stephen: One of those Lalaloopsies
  • Me: Why do I need a doll to bake?
  • Stephen: Moral support.
    • #stephen
  • 3 weeks ago
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If you look real close you can see my boyfriend telling me he’s going to break my phone if I don’t quit taking pictures of him while he’s trying to sleep.
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If you look real close you can see my boyfriend telling me he’s going to break my phone if I don’t quit taking pictures of him while he’s trying to sleep.

    • #me
    • #stephen
  • 1 month ago
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Watching Game of Thrones, going to town on our goodie bags my mother in law sent us :)
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Watching Game of Thrones, going to town on our goodie bags my mother in law sent us :)

    • #this is better than sex!
    • #me
    • #stephen
    • #game of thrones
  • 1 month ago
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This is definitely better than Skype screenshots. ❤
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This is definitely better than Skype screenshots. ❤

    • #me
    • #stephen
  • 1 month ago
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Seriously though, what am I even doing with my life?
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Seriously though, what am I even doing with my life?

    • #Stephen
    • #I was skyping with
    • #zombies
    • #I had to make them stop making out in front of me.
    • #But really though.
  • 2 months ago
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    • #adventure time
    • #the walking dead
    • #i need help
    • #stephen
  • 2 months ago
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I’m going to live with these nukkas.
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I’m going to live with these nukkas.

    • #stephen
    • #alex
    • #tresamigos
  • 3 months ago
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Moral: we’re all going to get fat.
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Moral: we’re all going to get fat.

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    • #alex
    • #tresamigos
    • #apartment stuff
  • 3 months ago
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In response to my tweet.
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In response to my tweet.

    • #stephen
    • #edward scissorhands
  • 3 months ago
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