- Me: I know this means nothing to you, but I was killed on MafiaMatirx for false reasons and I'm rather confused.
- Stephen: I'm sorry you died, babe. Do I need to beat someone up?
- Me: No, you don't. I don't even know who did it ... It just sucks because I had a top gun, and those are hard to come by... okay nerd rant over.
- Stephen: Lol babe, I'm sorry you died. If it makes you feel any better, last night I was one kill away from getting nuke and I got noob tubed.
- Me: Awww I'm sorry babe. We lead hard lives, apparently.
Uhaul is fucking serious about their instructions.