• Me: I dreamed I found a house for free... Only it belonged to a racist. It was in one of those "find a house" magazines. And there was no picture. It just said "Free!" and at the bottom it said "For sale by racist".
  • Stefan: Lol. I coulda got it and gave it to you.
  • Me: Aww Thank you Stefan!
  • Stefan: YUP
  • Me: I also dreamed we were at war with Lord Voldmort...
  • Stefan: ..... I'm starting to question you.
  • Me: It's completely logical to look for a house while the most powerful dark wizard is out to kill... everyone.